7 Jul 08 |
Last week, I got my cover! YAY! I am so excited. I’ll show it here soon.
But I get one comment about this new series a LOT.
Let’s start with my husband. I sent him the cover at work. He emails back, “Jen, love the cover, but they spelled your name wrong. It’s A-P-O-D-A-C-A not L-Y-O-N.”
I’m married to a comedian; an account-comedian. For example, my husband is not a paranormal fan. He just doesn’t get it. When I sent him the cover copy on the book, he emailed back, “I don’t quite understand the blurb because I read or speak ‘witch’.”
I laughed until I cried. (It’s only funny because my husband is hugely supportive of my writing.) Then I emailed back that it’s a shame he’s not bilingual like me. I read, speak and WRITE witch.
On the other hand, he and my oldest son speak an Account/Tax language that I frankly find terrifying.
Anyway, back to my point—my husband is thrilled for me because I am writing what I love. He gets that, he’s happy for me. But he’s not as happy about my using a pen name. And I’m getting similar questions or comments from other people. Not everyone gets why I took a pen name for this series, so I thought I’d list my top ten reasons to write under the name Jennifer Lyon:
10) I bought a new red formal dress for the RITA awards at the RWA Conference. The dress might be a tad…uh…risqué. When I get teased or bashed, I can blame Jen Lyon’s questionable taste.
9) If I have a wardrobe accident with that dress, like if I gain a pound and can’t zip it, it’s because Jen Lyon eats like a…well…lion.
If I have a drink or two at conference, I can blame that lush Jen Lyon.
7) If I’m late getting my book into my editor, well we all know it’s that lazy Jen Lyon’s fault.
6) If I do a book signing and it turns out to be a bust? It’s Jen Lyon’s fault!
5) If I forget to blog on MSW? It’s because Jen Lyon has a hangover! (Jen Apodaca knows better than to get a hangover.)
4) If some nasty reviewer calls Jen Lyon’s book “…trite dribble with no plot, stupid characters and gratuitous, bad sex,” Jen Apodaca can stick her nose up in the air and say, “I told Lyon it was bad!” Or she can say, “Who the hell is Jen Lyon? Glad it’s not MY book or I’d feel like shit right now!”
3) If I burn dinner…never mind, I won’t burn dinner because I have a new, awesome stove, and no one in their right mind would let Jen Lyon cook. Seriously, she thinks everything tastes better with a shot of gin. Gin and eggs is her specialty. She cracks a raw egg into the gin and calls it breakfast!
2) If I get caught talking to myself, and I talk to myself all the time, I can blame Jen Lyon!
And the number one reason for me to take the pen name Jennifer Lyon?
1) It’s fun! Blaming Jen Lyon is a blast!
Okay, guys, what do you want to blame on Jen Lyon? Go wild—she can take it!


















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